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Never mind that, never mind that now, never mind that, never mind- That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that it's 8:25? This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future. Do you mind if we park for a while?

Save the clock tower. Our first television set, Dad just picked it up today. Do you have a television? Yeah. And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. They're late. My experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.

Jesus. Ah. Whoa. Okay, alright, I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. God dammit, I'm late. Doc, you don't just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did you rip this off?